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Games: Don't Touch that!!!
Created by: lickau

7/29/16 @ 9:00pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the rubber duck and Bert + Ernie started singing "Rubbie Ducky" :guitar
Don't touch the hot butter !
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

7/30/16 @ 12:07pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched the hot butter, and it started to melt. Don't touch the margarine!
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Johnny Fresh
Created by: Johnny Fresh

7/30/16 @ 2:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

DONT TOUCH YOuR ASS TO VASE !!!!!!!!
I TOUCH NOW HAVE A scratch on my butt

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Derek99
Created by: derek99

7/31/16 @ 1:18pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched the hot butter, and it started to melt. Don't touch the margarine!


I touched the margarine, which is similar to butter, but it was cold, and hard. Don't touch any oil!
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Created by: chrisdk

7/31/16 @ 3:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the oil and things started to get real slippery ... Don't touch the vase!

DONT TOUCH YOuR ASS TO VASE !!!!!!!!
I TOUCH NOW HAVE A scratch on my butt


Don't touch the desinfectant!

[Johnny!:) the post before yours tells you what to not touch ... then you touch it anyway :winkwink and tell us what happens, then you make a suggestion what to not touch. I tried to integrate your post which is a good start :thumbsup.]
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Created by: lickau

7/31/16 @ 10:45pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the disinfectant and it made the scratch heal faster .

Don't touch the batteries !
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

7/31/16 @ 11:55pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched the batteries, and I felt energy in them because there was. Don't touch the electrical chord!
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Created by: chrisdk

8/1/16 @ 1:22pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the electrical chord and it started playing progressive rock ... also, there is a knock on the door. Don't open the door!
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/1/16 @ 2:17pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched/opened the door, and there are police, who wanted to ask questions. Don't touch the uniforms!
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Created by: chrisdk

8/2/16 @ 2:15am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the uniforms and I got arrested. Don't touch the handcuffs!
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/2/16 @ 3:34pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched the handcuffs, and they came off. Don't touch the bars!
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Created by: lickau

8/2/16 @ 6:46pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touch the bars and got peanuts and a beer :drinkup

Don't touch the Monkey .
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/2/16 @ 10:10pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched the monkey, and it threw a banana at me. Don't touch the baboon!
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Created by: chrisdk

8/3/16 @ 3:39pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the baboon and it (buttspank)ed me! Don't touch the zookeeper!
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

8/3/16 @ 5:14pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 69,855

I touched the zookeeper, the person turned around, and nearly mistaken me for an animal. Don't touch the veterinarian!
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Created by: lickau

8/4/16 @ 10:16pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the veterinarian and she told me to shake paws :orglaugh

Don't touch the oven !
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Created by: chrisdk

8/6/16 @ 4:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the oven, but it was cold and I found a rest of lasagna. Don't touch the fork!
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Created by: lickau

8/6/16 @ 5:08pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the fork and chocolate appeared at the end !!!

Don't touch the Light Bulb ! :bulb
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Created by: chrisdk

8/9/16 @ 9:11am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the lightbulb and I started to glow from within me. Don't try to touch the ghost!
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Created by: lickau

8/9/16 @ 5:01pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the ghost and now can fly and rattle chains .

Don't touch the fire hydrant !
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