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Games: Make a Quote Dirty
Created by: chrisdk

5/17/16 @ 5:06am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Stop and shag the roses. :winkwink
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Created by: lickau

5/18/16 @ 3:02pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. [becomes . . . .]

When life gets you down =
just add Ohmibod in my panties and cum !
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Created by: chrisdk

5/19/16 @ 5:41am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Love conquers all holes. [Virgil+]
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Created by: lickau

5/19/16 @ 7:55pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Change your thoughts, change your life. [ becomes . . . . ]

Change to high fiber diet , change your undies more often :orglaugh
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Created by: chrisdk

5/20/16 @ 3:32am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

The course of first anal never did run smooth [Shagspeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream]
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Created by: lickau

5/20/16 @ 2:53pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I came , I saw , I conquered . . . . becomes

I cummed , I voyeured , I dominated a sex slave
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Created by: chrisdk

5/20/16 @ 3:56pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I talk to God but the sky is empty.
>>
I want more cum but the balls are drained.
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Created by: lickau

5/20/16 @ 4:07pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

The greatest roadblock to a great relationship is trying to force a partner to change through bribes or threats. - Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest roadblock to great sex is closed legs and closed mind .
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Created by: chrisdk

5/20/16 @ 6:20pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

You only live once, but if you do it right, you can have multiple orgasms. [I am SURE that's what Mae West really meant :).]
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Created by: lickau

5/20/16 @ 6:50pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
- Helen Keller

Sex is a succession of Orgasms multiple times to be satisfied .
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Created by: chrisdk

5/20/16 @ 6:51pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. [Steve Martin]
>>
A day without sex is like, you know, cheap porn.
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Created by: lickau

5/21/16 @ 10:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Life is but a dream . . . becomes

Life is one BIG orgasm to repeat over and over . :evil
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Created by: chrisdk

5/22/16 @ 12:48am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

When life gives you orgasms, squirt someone in the eye. [only one word changed from Cathy Guisewite :drinkup]
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Created by: lickau

5/23/16 @ 4:34pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh

Value doing everyone every time you can
to cum and cum again and again to
bother neighbors who were once sleeping .
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Created by: chrisdk

5/24/16 @ 2:51am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Happiness is when what you touch, what you taste, and what fuck are in harmony. [not quite Mahatma Gandhi]
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Created by: lickau

5/24/16 @ 3:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

[ One picture is worth 1,000 denials. - Ronald Reagan ]

One VOD is worth 1000 orgasms !
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Created by: chrisdk

5/25/16 @ 9:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

[I praise loudly. I blame softly. Catherine the Great]
I cum loudly. I paddle softly.
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Created by: lickau

5/26/16 @ 11:33pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

[ Help is on the way ! ]

Sex is the best way !
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Created by: chrisdk

5/27/16 @ 10:12am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

[Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. – Voltaire]
Sex is a canvas furnished by cum and embroidered by lingerie.
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Created by: lickau

5/27/16 @ 11:53pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

[ Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery ]
Lust is having orgasms together
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