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Games: Make a Quote Dirty
Created by: outbackprince

5/11/16 @ 2:30am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Some where in a world of fantasy and intreauge wit
Posts: 318

A bit of fun! So rulles are just find a quote and make it dirty..

for example

I have a dream

Dirty version:

I have a wet dream.

Have fun! :evil :angel :)
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Created by: chrisdk

5/11/16 @ 2:22pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

If music be the food of love, nibble and play on. [Shakesqueer :winkwink]
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Created by: lickau

5/11/16 @ 6:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Samuel Johnson - Some desire is necessary to keep life in motion

Dirty Version : Some fornication is necessary to keep cumming in motion :evil
Quote
Created by: outbackprince

5/11/16 @ 9:22pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Some where in a world of fantasy and intreauge wit
Posts: 318

Genius is one percent insdpiration 99 per cent pesperation (thomas Edison)

Dirty Version:
Genius is one percent insdpiration 99 per cent ejaculation.
Quote
Created by: lickau

5/11/16 @ 10:02pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Cry Over Spilt Milk becomes . . . .

Suck More Breast Milk :evil
Quote
Created by: outbackprince

5/11/16 @ 10:38pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Some where in a world of fantasy and intreauge wit
Posts: 318

They can take our lives, but they will never take our freedom

Dirty Version

They can take our lives, but they will never take our cleavage!
Quote
Created by: lickau

5/11/16 @ 10:44pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

You'll be free or die ! becomes . . .

You'll be sexy and naked !
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Created by: outbackprince

5/11/16 @ 11:27pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Some where in a world of fantasy and intreauge wit
Posts: 318

Don't cry because its over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because its over smile because you came. :evil
Quote
Created by: chrisdk

5/12/16 @ 12:20am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

So many boobs, so little time. [a naughty Frank Zappa]
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Created by: lickau

5/12/16 @ 2:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

One in her Mouth is Worth Two in Her Bush
Quote
Created by: chrisdk

5/12/16 @ 2:57pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

No one can make you feel satisfaction without your orgasm. [a naughty Eleanor Roosevelt]
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Created by: lickau

5/12/16 @ 7:12pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Goodbye Sweetheart Its Time To Cum
Quote
Created by: chrisdk

5/13/16 @ 1:04am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Without sex, life would be a mistake. [almost Friedrich Nietzsche]
Quote
Created by: lickau

5/13/16 @ 2:16pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

[ Come and Get It ]

Cum And Get Me :evil
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Created by: chrisdk

5/13/16 @ 4:01pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Well-behaved women seldom make a mess. [Laurel Thatcher Ulrich: Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History]
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Created by: lickau

5/13/16 @ 4:08pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

[ Across the Sea of Time ]

Across the Seat of Tina
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Created by: chrisdk

5/14/16 @ 8:59am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

[The one who loves least controls the relationship. (Anonymous)]

The one who loves domination controls the relationship.
Quote
Created by: outbackprince

5/15/16 @ 1:37am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Some where in a world of fantasy and intreauge wit
Posts: 318

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get.

Love is like a fart , if you have to force it it's probably crap.
Quote
Created by: chrisdk

5/15/16 @ 2:50am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Haruki Murakami did not say:
No matter how much spanking you went through, you never wanted to let go of those red marks.
Quote
Created by: lickau

5/16/16 @ 2:32pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

You can't teach an old dog new tricks . . . becomes

You cam teach a new model old tricks
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