Like most others I've been reading all about the strange ramblings of a certain Mr C. Sheen.

Well in a moment of boredem at work I was hit with an idea for a new game based on a question I posted in another thread.

"What Would Charlie Do?"�

Plan is the next poster answers a (ab)normal dilemma with what the Tiger Blood drinking, coke snorting, tv show finishing, sexaholic, would do.

� "hereby shortened to WWCD?"
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Scenario...

You are in the VIP area of a nightclub, drinking champagne as if it was water. At the end of the night you get the bill which runs into the tens of thousands and you discover that the only credit card you have in your wallet has expired.

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Like most others I've been reading all about the strange ramblings of a certain Mr C. Sheen.


"What Would Charlie Do?"�


Scenario...

You are in the VIP area of a nightclub, drinking champagne as if it was water. At the end of the night you get the bill which runs into the tens of thousands and you discover that the only credit card you have in your wallet has expired.

"WWCD?"




Charlie would allow the 3 hookers pay the bill or beat them up and open his suitcase of cocaine to share with the rest to party on


You are with both women you live with , 3 hookers , and 2 of your ex - wives . ALL 7 want your attention NOW !!!!

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You are with both women you live with , 3 hookers , and 2 of your ex - wives . ALL 7 want your attention NOW !!!!

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Hypnotise all 7 to be bisexual while serving them a Viagra smoothie then record the ensuing orgy.

You discover your wife in bed with your brother.

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Hypnotise all 7 to be bisexual while serving them a Viagra smoothie then record the ensuing orgy.

You discover your wife in bed with your brother.

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since my wife is Angelina Jolie (same.sex.state) Charlie'd invoke the Octogon.. close his eyes... become the controller of all destiny's... change his gender into a fem him.. (eek.moobies.would.be.better) and "a fury of carnal desires exhorcized until my eyes rolled back in my head and i was looking out my ear holes" would commence...

you're on a large freighter.. out of Marseilles.. en route to NYC... the short middle eastern guy boarding in front of you is accompanies by the tallest, yummiest, brunette, you've ever seen.. and.. from the curve of her skin tight sheer to skin red stain dress.. you can tell she's panty-less.. and you reach the top of the boarding stairs.. the short middle easterner, who's hair seems to sprout in random clusters from his mostly bald pate.. allows the 2 aluminum brief cases he carrying to drop to the deck.. and *PRESTO* the one from his left hand springs open scattering 10k USD bundles of cash EVERYWHERE across the deck.. and the one from his RIGHT pops open to scatter about 12 kilos of blow on the steel of the deck.. at the SAME time.. the 6'3" brunettes dress splits popping an amazingly pert set of 36Cs out.. and.. as she struggles to contain them.. her left 6" stiletto heel *oh yes.. she IS dressed for the trip* slides through the pile of dust resulting in her spinning around and spread wide for you to look longingly into that devine pink flower surrounded by sweet tender light brown flesh (no.tanlines)(not.spraytan)(sorry.ambrianna)...

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Charlie Sheen went to Austrailia and gave all the Roos some Tiger Blood .
The party slowed down when all were drunk and The Roos started to have fun with Charlie
The rest of the story is rated "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" and cannot be shared here .


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Charlie Sheen went to Austrailia and gave all the Roos some Tiger Blood .
The party slowed down when all were drunk and The Roos started to have fun with Charlie
The rest of the story is rated "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" and cannot be shared here .


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Attempt to get an appearance on Jerry Springer to promote his new porno "Downunder: The Roos Bang Charlie"


Charlie Sheen gets an appearance on Jerry Springer. He's having a swell time when Jerry brings out the roo leader to get his side of the story.

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Well, suddenly as Charlie is faced with the legendary author J.R.R. Tolkien, and Charlie realizes something is in his hand... [[(yes he is dead, Ian McKellan being unavailable as he is busy on two projects already, The Curse of The Buxom Strumpet (in pre-production), The Hobbit: There and Back Again (presently filming), and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (also presently filming).. stop thinking so much!) The reason J.R.R. Tolkien arrives on stage is simply that even the English don't understand who the "leader of roos" is, after hundreds of years of reorginization of local administrative government. Unclear as to whether there is a Mayor, and if so, does he really have any power or authority, or whether there is a Parish Council, because well all know that a council resembling the mental deficients in Monty Pythons sketch 'Upper Class Twit of the Year', is emminently preferable to an autocrat... right? no.. oh.. *From off camera- "GET ON WITH IT!"* So J.R.R. Tolkien was dug up and dusted off to become the leader of Roos (if you want to know why so apparently arbitrary a decision as Tolkien, google Roos and you will understand).]] and facing such an imposing figure as the inimitable Professor Tolkien decides to fall to the floor and begins intimating Gollum by stroking J.R.R.'s feet and uttering, "My precious... My precious". Professor Tolkien so disgusted with this obvious ploy of Charlie to ingratiate himself into his heart says softly, "Precious? It's been called that before, but not by you." Charlie responds, "So? What business is it of yours what I do with my own things? Besides that, I'm a f**king NINJA!!!!" Charlie's voice, shape and manner have suddenly changed. Professor Tolkien retorts, "I think you've had that ring quite long enough." Whereupon Charlie blurts out in a frothy tone, "You want it for yourself!" Having enough, Tolkien rises to his full height, his eyes flash, his shadow suddenly seems to fill the room and exhales in a powerful and thunderous voice, "CARLOS ESTEVEZ (Charlie's true name)Do Not Take Me For Some Conjurer Of Cheap Tricks!" Charlie cowers from Tolkien, disarmed by his power... a frightened wastrell. Tolkien's expression softens... "Now, I want you to give me the ring, and please place it in this envelope, I dare not touch it.. I KNOW where that thing has been!" Charlie bereft of his sexual-aid wonders how he will maintain his erections now... Professor Tolkien produces a jar of Peanut butter.....

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Well, suddenly as Charlie is faced with the legendary author J.R.R. Tolkien, and Charlie realizes something is in his hand... [[(yes he is dead, Ian McKellan being unavailable as he is busy on two projects already, The Curse of The Buxom Strumpet (in pre-production), The Hobbit: There and Back Again (presently filming), and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (also presently filming).. stop thinking so much!) The reason J.R.R. Tolkien arrives on stage is simply that even the English don't understand who the "leader of roos" is, after hundreds of years of reorginization of local administrative government. Unclear as to whether there is a Mayor, and if so, does he really have any power or authority, or whether there is a Parish Council, because well all know that a council resembling the mental deficients in Monty Pythons sketch 'Upper Class Twit of the Year', is emminently preferable to an autocrat... right? no.. oh.. *From off camera- "GET ON WITH IT!"* So J.R.R. Tolkien was dug up and dusted off to become the leader of Roos (if you want to know why so apparently arbitrary a decision as Tolkien, google Roos and you will understand).]] and facing such an imposing figure as the inimitable Professor Tolkien decides to fall to the floor and begins intimating Gollum by stroking J.R.R.'s feet and uttering, "My precious... My precious". Professor Tolkien so disgusted with this obvious ploy of Charlie to ingratiate himself into his heart says softly, "Precious? It's been called that before, but not by you." Charlie responds, "So? What business is it of yours what I do with my own things? Besides that, I'm a f**king NINJA!!!!" Charlie's voice, shape and manner have suddenly changed. Professor Tolkien retorts, "I think you've had that ring quite long enough." Whereupon Charlie blurts out in a frothy tone, "You want it for yourself!" Having enough, Tolkien rises to his full height, his eyes flash, his shadow suddenly seems to fill the room and exhales in a powerful and thunderous voice, "CARLOS ESTEVEZ (Charlie's true name)Do Not Take Me For Some Conjurer Of Cheap Tricks!" Charlie cowers from Tolkien, disarmed by his power... a frightened wastrell. Tolkien's expression softens... "Now, I want you to give me the ring, and please place it in this envelope, I dare not touch it.. I KNOW where that thing has been!" Charlie bereft of his sexual-aid wonders how he will maintain his erections now... Professor Tolkien produces a jar of Peanut butter.....

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Charlie would hire a team of scientists to make a new whiskey from Peanut butter








Charlie had a midlife crisis and RENAMED himself as Charlie770 and joined Flirt .....


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