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Games: Corrupt a Wish game
Created by: lickau

6/5/16 @ 8:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Chris found a way to eat and drink lots of protein and took steroids to look and be a "muscled hunk" to show off to his favorite models . Steroids and excessive protein made Chris weight double every week .

I wish to enjoy a show on TV .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/6/16 @ 3:41pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

LickaU puts on headphones, has a cushion in his back, the cOOkie jar on the table, a can of rootbeer next to the remote. He enjoys his TV show ... and does not hear his cat jumping around to chase bugs and destroying curtains and vases and and and ...

I wish the site would restrict grey users more to only tease, but not satisfy them.
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Created by: lickau

6/6/16 @ 11:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

The greys all have to FULLY register with a credit card and proof they are 18 or older .
REAL members use grey status to bother models and members to make model's room a bad feeling
[ This is 25-50 % of greys who misbehave in a model's room . I did not reply in topic because give ideals to some complainers . Many of them are people who were banned and come back as grey . ]


I wish to send fresh tomatoes and tomatoes plants to Chris [ Few have green tomatoes . Most are red and ripening on the vines .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/7/16 @ 3:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

:) Send them. I love green tomatoes, fried or for a salad. I'll eat tomato salads for a month and will be as thin as a rake. Models start to worry about me and feed me more and more chocolate. I'll beg LickaU on my knees and send letters every week to request even more tomatoes (clearly, the plants will ripen once or twice and slowly die) and my fridge will be half full with them and half full with chocolate :party.

I wish I had a genie and tell him to do my work.
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Created by: lickau

6/7/16 @ 9:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Chris finds genie in the lamp and gets 3 wishes . The genie does ONLY 3 day of work by the wording of Chris and his wishes .

I wish the World to learn to be at peace some year .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/8/16 @ 9:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

One day this world finds peace ... after the Gogeragokagak paid us a visit and destroyed humanity and left this place for a more peaceful (and maybe less "intelligent"?*) race.

I wish we'd find an intelligent race on another planet, just to find out, if they have solved (or maybe never had?) the problems we face.

*Stanislaw Lem postulated that intelligence and self-awareness is a trap of evolution to keep us busy while still following nature's master plan of plain reproduction.
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Created by: lickau

6/8/16 @ 6:52pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Aliens smarter than us Land on Earth .
They figure out slave human work is cheap to get minerals needed for their World .
They select YOU Chris to be in charge of exploiting Human Slave labor .

I wish Gatorade tasted as good as homemade lemonade :drinkup
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Created by: chrisdk

6/9/16 @ 10:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Gatorade has a major breakthrough in development and it starts to taste as good as homemade lemonade. Youngster get more impatient with their mothers and buy Gastorade frequently. Woman feel unappreciated not being asked for home-made lemonade anymore. They sabotage Gastorade main factory and find out it had young Asian and African women enslaved to make the perfect lemonade ... BY HAND!

[without Pal, I wouldn't even know what Gastorade is :bulb]

I wish mermaids were true :).
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Created by: lickau

6/10/16 @ 6:51pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Mermaid are real and true . They become the Dominant species and has the Earth flooded .
Humans who can't swim perfectly are eliminated with drowning .
99.99% of humans no longer exist .


I wish more of the Summer TV shows were interesting .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/16/16 @ 10:15am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Some original ideas turn up and into new TV shows that EVERYBODY wants to watch. They play non-stop during summer and people don't go out to enjoy the sun. Swimming pool stay empty, people don't get tanned, but fat and lazy. They say, some k1ds have never seen the sun ...

I wish people would not make fun of German Schorle (a beverage made from diluting juice or wine with carbonated water or lemonade) - very refreshing! :drinkup
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Created by: lickau

6/16/16 @ 9:56pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

People find out German Schorle is refreshing and fun .
The stores sell out and company attempts to increase production .
Main production line over heats and big blow up of the main engine .
No more German Schorle can be made in 2016 .

I wish there was a way to stop Bad people from doing bad things to good people .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/23/16 @ 10:29am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

There are many ways to stop bad people from hurting good people, some of which include hurting bad people and becoming bad, too. Public discusses since Cain and Abel about prevention and punishment and simply cannot stop all of them. Long term solutions just as open-minded education, tolerance and personal freedom just don't seem to catch on.

I wish I that families separated by distance and time find together again and are just happy to see each other :).

[Pal has finally contacted his family after more than 8 years ... His brother's first message was "Welcome home".]
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Created by: lickau

6/23/16 @ 4:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Families reunite - Million extra BBQs happen .
Meatless Monday turns in Meatless Months .
BBQ is used for veggies since meat supply is almost gone .


I wish storms did not have high winds and hail .
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Created by: chrisdk

7/7/16 @ 10:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Storms don't come with high winds and hail anymore. Instead they bring a downpour of some unidentifiable green slime :drinkup.

I wish my email notifications would work.
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Created by: lickau

7/9/16 @ 1:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Your email notifications work and the site emails you here 7 times a day :orglaugh

I wish to have my cat be calmer during his bath
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Created by: chrisdk

7/9/16 @ 9:50am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

Your cat is calm during his bath, but he gives you this creepy stare ...

I wish the next round of rhymes will be as successful as the last :thumbsup.
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Created by: lickau

7/9/16 @ 9:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

We have 200 + rhymes [ by using ' instead of "G" in "ing" . Singing becomes Singin' ] . OurJeffie goes wild and bans me from that game using the ' :orglaugh

I wish you have as much fun as Miss , her , she , etc :thumbsup
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Created by: chrisdk

7/10/16 @ 2:37pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I am having fun, so far nobody acknowledged it on the male forum, hehe. Might still turn out to be a catastrophe. Some ("forum") models know, some don't, some of my room mates know, most don't. Soon war rages ...

I wish all models would understand that playing a causal game - like hangman - can be SO much fun to do in chat.
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Created by: lickau

7/12/16 @ 4:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

All models start to play hangman and card games ...
No one goes private and models are fired . The site closes down .

I wish the storm cools the temperature down .
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Created by: chrisdk

7/17/16 @ 1:21am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

A storm comes with clouds filling the sky. Everything goes dark and together with the thick downpour the temperature drops significantly. People need to wear coats again in summer. It doesn't stop for weeks. Everybody hates this "summer".

I wish summer would never eeeeeend!
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