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Games: Don't Touch that!!!
Created by: chrisdk

6/2/16 @ 8:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

:) Hi everybody. I found this game on another forum and thought it might be fun playing it here.

Touch the object that someone made up and tell what happens, and then give an object yourself.

Examples:
Don't touch my monkey.
- I touched the monkey. Now I have rabies. Don't touch that computer.
- I touched the computer, Now I have a virus. Don't touch ...

:) Let's start with a classic:

Don't touch those boobies!
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Created by: lickau

6/2/16 @ 6:45pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched those boobies and it was only cake with icing . Don't touch the silverware !
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Created by: chrisdk

6/3/16 @ 1:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touch the silverware and it turned into gold :angel. Don't touch my chocolate!
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

6/3/16 @ 7:08am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,842

I touched the chocolate, and it melted. Don't touch any white fabric!
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Created by: chrisdk

6/3/16 @ 12:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the white fabric with my melted chocolate covered fingers ... it's a mess :(.
Don't touch LickaU's Model T. :winkwink
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Created by: lickau

6/3/16 @ 7:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched my Model T and it needed more gasoline . Don't touch The "Buy Credits" button or it stops working .
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Created by: chrisdk

6/5/16 @ 8:44am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the "Buy Credits" button and it charged me three times ... Don't touch my bike :evil.
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

6/5/16 @ 12:50pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,842

I touched Chris's/the bike, and it fell apart. Don't touch the railway tracks!
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Created by: chrisdk

6/5/16 @ 12:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the railway tracks and I got zapped! Don't touch this rare orchid ...
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

6/5/16 @ 2:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,842

I touched this rare orchid, and the pedals were falling off already. Don't touch the garden!
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Created by: lickau

6/5/16 @ 4:25pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the garden and a giant bean stalk rose way up into the sky . Don't touch the cat !
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

6/5/16 @ 4:48pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,842

I touched the cat, and its fur was shedding. Don't touch the dog!
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Created by: lickau

6/5/16 @ 5:30pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the dog and all its hair fell out ! Don't touch the cOOkies !
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Created by: chrisdk

6/6/16 @ 2:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the cOOkies and burnt myself ... they were fresh from the oven :party. Don't touch the vase!
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Derek99
Created by: derek99

6/6/16 @ 3:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Living, and stranded on an island in Canada
Posts: 68,842

I touched the vase, it fell, and broke. Don't touch the water!
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Created by: chrisdk

6/6/16 @ 3:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the water and a mermaid came out :party. Don't touch the sea shell she gave me!
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Created by: lickau

6/6/16 @ 11:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched the sea shell and loud noises sounded like Moby Dick got harpooned . Don't touch the harpoon !
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Created by: chrisdk

6/7/16 @ 2:57am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the harpoon and it dissolved and Moby Dick came to thank me :). Better don't touch Moby Dick.
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Created by: lickau

6/7/16 @ 10:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

I touched Moby Dick and he ate the whole ship ! Don't touch the Kangaroo !
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Created by: chrisdk

6/8/16 @ 12:47am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
Posts: 2,447

I touched the kangaroo and it put me into its pouch :helpme ... Don't touch the sandcastle.
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