12/12/18 @ 7:50am
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The first part of each line stays the same. Just write a new gift for each day - and include the gifts from the previous days.
For example:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
a pickle for my pussy.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
two titty clamps,
and a pickle for my pussy.
Feel free to add more than 12 days of Christmas. No consecutive posts.
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12/12/18 @ 7:50am
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a pickle for my pussy. Quote
12/12/18 @ 9:35am
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three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/12/18 @ 10:08am
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Five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/12/18 @ 9:02pm
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy. Quote
seven sadists spanking
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/13/18 @ 4:13am
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/13/18 @ 6:22am
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nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/13/18 @ 8:26am
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy. Quote
12/13/18 @ 12:46pm
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Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/13/18 @ 3:24pm
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy. Quote
12/13/18 @ 8:59pm
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Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/13/18 @ 11:58pm
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
fourteen fairies farting,
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy. Quote
12/14/18 @ 8:30am
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Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827
fifteen boobies bouncing,
fourteen fairies farting,
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/14/18 @ 9:56am
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
sixteen sultry sirens,
fifteen boobies bouncing,
fourteen fairies farting,
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy. Quote
12/14/18 @ 7:29pm
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Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827
seventeen lads lap-dancing,
sixteen sultry sirens,
fifteen boobies bouncing,
fourteen fairies farting,
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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12/14/18 @ 8:34pm
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Location: Brisbane Australia, home of the 2032 Olympic Games
Posts: 43,576
eighteen sloppy slurpers,
seventeen lads lap-dancing,
sixteen sultry sirens,
fifteen boobies bouncing,
fourteen fairies farting,
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy. Quote
12/14/18 @ 9:02pm
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Location: Washington, DC
Posts: 13,827
nineteen bears barebacking,
eighteen sloppy slurpers,
seventeen lads lap-dancing,
sixteen sultry sirens,
fifteen boobies bouncing,
fourteen fairies farting,
thirteen daddies diddling,
twelve twinkies twerking,
eleven lezzies licking,
ten twisted tampons,
nine nutsacks nutting,
eight horny harlots,
seven sadists spanking,
six sisters sucking,
five Lovense Zings!
four rabid rabbits,
three French kisses,
two ferrets fucking,
and a pickle for my pussy.
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